@Millennial Theft Deterent Devices - Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

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The ultimate anti-theft system: a panel full of round dials. This tan tee lays out a grid of classic analog cockpit gauges under the banner "Millennial Anti-Theft Devices" — the joke being that a generation raised on glass screens and automation might not know what to do with six steam gauges and a manual. It's pure hangar humor for old-school stick-and-rudder types and anyone who appreciates a good generational jab. Instantly readable to pilots, delightfully baffling to everyone else.

Fabric & fit: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, unisex fit, true to size.

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The ultimate anti-theft system: a panel full of round dials. This tan tee lays out a grid of classic analog cockpit gauges under the banner "Millennial Anti-Theft Devices" — the joke being that a generation raised on glass screens and automation might not know what to do with six steam gauges and a manual. It's pure hangar humor for old-school stick-and-rudder types and anyone who appreciates a good generational jab. Instantly readable to pilots, delightfully baffling to everyone else.

Fabric & fit: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, unisex fit, true to size.